I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE Size:M The retro design aesthetic gives

The retro design aesthetic gives it that classic feel while the text does all the heavy lifting

though maybe not the ones you'd have with your grandmother

This design knows exactly what it's doing

This funny graphic tee features an innocent fairy princess sitting on a mushroom

if you've accepted you are the capybara

I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE Size:M The retro design aesthetic givesAbout This Design A cheerful little spray can mascot rubber hose arms, rosy cheeks, the whole vintage deal grins back at you from a checkerboard band surrounded by sparkles, proudly squirting a puffy white mist into the air. Chunky cream and pink bubble letters spell out 'I SQUIRT ON THE FIRST DATE.' The mascot looks genuinely delighted about it. Why You'll Love This Shirt The double take is the whole point someone clocks the cartoon first, then the