Some players get really angry toward the cute beast, so don't feel bad when you disrupt them with a Bane of Progress or Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
Target opponent chooses one
You could probably get this deck up to Bracket Three standards by including some better Equipment cards, but this deck doesn't really have what it takes to make it up to Brackets Four or Five without such a major overhaul that it wouldn't even be recognizable anymore
But if you insist on talking with the head honcho, have the right connections, and happen to be able to pay north of 30 bucks (talk ain't cheap with these guys!), then they'll invite you to their inner gardens, serve you tangy green tea, and give you a chance to convince Boseiju, Who Endures to work for you
But if youre going all-in on a keyword ability or ability word, landfall is one of the best choices