I think Norin the Wary would be good for me, since I suck at Halo and COD
Greater Good: A classic enchantment from Urzas Saga, Greater Good is a welcome reprint always, and here it works well with the high powered creatures to draw cards
if you play your land drop in your first main phase, youll go to the extra combat step before your regular combat step, leaving your creatures tapped since they dont untap at the beginning of your normal combat step
Its usually enough to bury one players board while bumping up your counters, spreading poison, etc
It was also obviously impossible to have them be on your side, because attacking a permanent on your side of the battlefield not only violates the fundamental paradigm of Magic combat as established in 1993 by Doctor Garfield, it also looks very silly