pokémon card arceus LV.X (95/99) [Platinum: Arceus] or Dragon type Arceus VMAX GX Gold Metal

Theres some silliness to be had here

Released in The Lord of the Rings: Tales of Middle-earth , Boromir, Warden of the Tower is a 3/3 legendary Human Soldier with vigilance which flat out prevents your opponents from casting spells for free

For example, say you control Collective Inferno and you attack an opponent with a 5/5 creature of the chosen type with trample and haste

Srams Expertise Im probably lower than most people when it comes to Srams Expertise, but it will still see plenty of play early on in Standard because of the sheer amount of synergy it has with other powerful cards such as Nissa, Voice of Zendikar

This is the opposite sort of narrow to Wring Flesh and Borrowed Malevolence in that you generally don't want creatures