mtg themberchaud card [Secret Lair Drop Promos] (An exerted creature wont untap during your next untap step.) Themberchaud (#28) (borderless)

There is a nice life gain added to it to help justify the increased mana, but I would much rather have my suggestion of Portal Manipulator

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This can help you play around Sorcery-speed removal, and in some strategies, leave up protection spells

(The same older printings of this card also fail to reference the "battle" card type, which didn't exist at the time, but Tarmogoyf's ability still counts that card type.)

If Sanctum of Calm Waters leaves the battlefield while its ability is on the stack, you may control no Shrines as the ability resolves